Barkings of a GREYHOUND

DangNabit. Someone has got to stop Mama J from humiliating me. She tried to use me as a dressmakers dummy yesterday she said she was trying to make me a pair of pajamas. Ha I fixed her little red wagon I refused to co-operate after about the 19th fitting. She gave up in the end then the wretched woman stuck a great whoppy feather hat and a feather boa around my neck this morning oh she thought it was hilarious she has also said something about pink sunglasses. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.