Silence of the Lambs

oh man. Mama J is so bummed. She found out last night that we are still suppose to have our muzzles on when we go off lead at the park. The new non-muzzle laws are just for walking on our leads. So Milly has been wondering around the house all day practicing her Hanibel Lecter impersonations go on Mill show them

*Milly clears her throat* and in her best Hannibel Lecter voice

"So Clarice are the lambs still screaming"

BOL BOL oh Milly you crack me up

Heres one Grace "Tastes like chicken"

BOL BOL BOL oh oh you gotta do that one when you run the fence line next time and one of those small fluffy dogs come along. BOL BOL

hey look TWINS

okay we are outta here before we get into trouble cya later guys

*MWAH*

xx Milly

xxGrace

Party in the park

OK Mama J said we could get back on the computer but we are on probation so we have to be good for a whole month. Man that is going to kill me but I will try so here goes *through gritted teeth* Milly would you like to come and tell people about your party in the park.
Thanks Grace and I forgive you
YOU WHAT why you little....no no remain calm breath in breath out don't let the blonde get to you calm calm calm right then thank you Milly. Heheheh you are so not going to be able to do it grace BOL BOL
Milllllllyyyyyyyy I'm watching you
oops hehehehe sorry Mama J just fooling with Grace
WELL DON"T
Hi folks well I sure had a fantastic time down at the park on Sunday all my sorry our friends were there and Mama J made cupcakes and lolly bags and we ran around like dang fools Mama J said something about we were on a sugar high what ever that is but no matter we had fun. When we came home Mama J, Papa E and Grace sang Happy Birthday to me but I nearly burnt my nose on the candle so I was'nt to keen to go near the cake until the candle was gone. Anyway here are some photos from my birthday party.
Hey Milly guess what? Nana J and Great Aunt A are going to come and look after us for a couple of days while Mama J and Papa E and Aunty A go down south to see Grandad R and Nana J for Grandad R's birthday.
Oh cool Great Aunt A is sooooo nice she thinks we are the coolest oohhhh lots of cuddles and pats
Hey I wonder if we will be able to con more food out of them.
hehehehe if anyone can do it Grace its you. Anyway folks have a great week and we will talk to you soon
*MWAH*
Milly
Grace
Mama J

MMMMMMMM cakeYes please I'll have anotherour friend Diesel

Sugar High Grace

Sugar High Milly Our friend Secoi (sorry not quite sure how to spell it)

Our Friend Munchie

Aunty Sherie, Diesel, Benson, Thomas, Duke & Secoi

getting ready for the trip home

On our way homeHappy Birthday to me

Chow down Grace I'd like mine in bed please

Happy Birthday Drama Queen

Milly Uittenbosch you take those bandages off right now. Grace did not hurt you enough that you required first aid. Boy you sure are a drama queen but today I will forgive you

because.....its........ your

BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my sweet girl. Grace say Happy Birthday

No

Ggggrrrraaaaacccceeee

oh alright Happy Birthday Milly cow

Grace I heard that

*Grace sniggers*

Now you two shake paws and become friends again

*Milly and Grace shake paws and Milly gives Grace a bear hug*

LET GO OF ME I.......CAN'T..........BREATH

Oh you big lug you

Milly make sure you show everyone your new collar

righto Mama J.. see everyone its a bling collar

Ok you 2 off the computer you are still grounded

AWWWHHHHHHH

AWWWHHHHHHH

I may let them get on again this afternoon Iwill just see how they behave today. Have a good day everyone

*MWAH*

Mama J

Milly

Grace

Oh Dear

Now Grace before you get on the computer there is something I have to tell you. No Grace don't get on the computer GRACE don't get... Oh dear too late.
WHAT THE................ MMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY
Oh shoot Milly you had better run and run fast
Gotcha Mama J. Milly outta here
No No No Grace settle Grrrracccccccceeeee come on you gotta have a sense of humour "OUCH"
GRACE get Milly's tail out of your mouth and take her out of that head lock NOOO don't try and put her head in the tiolet bo.....oops too late.
Milly don't you dare shake in here take yourself outside and GRACE GET ON YOUR BED.
ME why are you yelling at ME I was the victim here
Milly stop whimpering you are not hurt I told you not to tease Grace on the computer. GRACE...... BED.......NOW. fair dinkum you 2.
No thats it no computer privledges over the weekend
BUT
BUT
NO BUTS
Sorry folks I knew I should of got to the computer before Grace but I forgot what Milly had done. So the girls won't be around for the weekend. THEY have some thinking to do *glares are Milly and Grace* I hope you all have a great weekend.
*MWAH*
xx
Mama J
Milly
Grace

I'm the queen of the castle and you're the dirty rascal

Howdy folks

Milly the monster here. Thought I would sneak on the puter whilst Madam Cranky Pants was sleeping. Mama J took us to the park on Sunday (in between rain spells) and boy oh boy did we have fun. I was running up and down the fence line bouncing in the puddles, Grace was going absolutely crazy Mama J kept screaming at her to slow down in case she slipped and broke a leg or something but neither of us took any notice of her (BOL BOL) she spent most of the time running around in the mud trying to catch us but hey do you seriously think she was going to succeed nup nada nix not a chance. Anyway we all had fun but Mama J did have the last laugh. When she got us home I knew we were in for it when she did not take us inside but took us around the side of the house were the dreaded hose is. Yep you got it she hosed us down boy did we look a sorry sight after it she kept muttering "run away from me will you well we will just see who is running now" then Papa E came out and rescued us and gave us a nice towel dry. We were'nt allowed in the house for a while but my pathetic whimpering at the door got to much and they succumbed and let us in.

I was pawing through Mama J's camera and found these photos and could not resist putting them up. Man is Grace going to chuck a fit when she sees what photos I have been putting on the blog but hey if you give you gotta expect to get got so I would like to present ME the queen lounging on the bed and GRACE the peasant on the floor like a common dog (BOL BOL BOL) if you don't know what BOL is it means "Bark Out Loud" its the doggy equivilent to LOL. Enjoy the photos they and me may not last long once Grace finds them

*MWAH*

Milly

QUEEN

PEASANT

Have I told you guys how much I HATE thunderstorms

Man I don't think that I like summer very much not only do us greys have to put up with the stinking heat we also well I also have to contend with those nasty thunderstorms. We had another the other night that sort of snuck up on us. Let me tell you I near peed my bed when that thunder sounded. Milly lept up as if to say' who what where why how come what for " she sort of looked a bit scary herself.
Well what do you expect Grace you scared the life out of me when you lept up out of bed.
I headed for Mama J's recliner and made myself comfortable on that maybe I was thinking that if my feet don't touch the ground the thunder won't get me. Of course Mama J had to get that stupid camera out . I looked "so cute" she says I'll give her cute wait till she leaves one of her precious scrapbooking pages out hehehe we will see who is cute then.
Oh man you are Nasty tonight Grace.
Well I don't like being scared and Mama J should not say I look cute when I am shaking in my paws.
Well anyway that was the other night I have watching the weatherman real close and he is not predicting any storms at the moment so hopefully I can settle down again till the next one. Any way thats all folks have a good week and I will catch up with you all soon
*MWAH*
Grace & Milly



Hey Pssssst *Milly whispering* you guys you wanna see that photo hehehehehe